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Needless to say, I wasn't even halfway through Fifty Shades Darker before I started getting bored, but I trudged on and it wasn't much different from any of the boredom I've experienced before. Then I started reading Fifty Shades Freed. I can honestly say that I had no idea this kind of feeling was even possible. I've never had a book so thoroughly turn off my desire to read before. I would read a page here and there, then turn my Kindle off and get online.

There wouldn't be anything to do online, and I'd sit at my desk thinking, Oh, I should really finish that book. But then I'd just keep surfing the internet. To be honest, it was because every time I even thought about reaching for my Kindle, my brain did this: Should we talk about what happened this time around?

Christian throwing a tantrum. Ana's boobs get marked up in retaliation. Drama, drama, drama, corn, some cheese, sex sex sex, lots of whining, Christian being clingy, Ana trying to assert her independence, blah blah blah. It reads exactly like the other two books with its repetitive wording and infuriating platitudes, and because of this it suffers far more than the other two books. I was tired of reading this shit.

The only thing that set this one apart was the utter weirdness of a few of the scenes. Like Christian marking up Ana's titties after she goes topless on a beach in the south of France. Ana gives him a pass because, emotionally, he's stuck in adolescence and this apparently gives him free reign to do as he likes with impunity. She's angry at first, sure, but she forgives him. Even after he has the balls to say, "Well, you won't take your top off again.

James has managed to create one of the most blatantly antagonistic sociopaths I've ever seen, yet women everywhere are gobbling it up like he's the best thing since the vibrator.

Ana and Christian play games with each other's emotions and genuinely seem to have absolutely no clue how to communicate with another human being. It's apparently all good, though, because the sex makes up for any lack of connection they should have.

During one sex scene, Ana thinks, "We still have this. We'll always have this. Your sex life may still be fulfilling after five, ten, or even fifteen years, but it won't be the same. No, not at all. And if you think for one second that sex can make up for the emotional connection and teamwork a marriage requires, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

Look I'm all for fantasy, but I guess I like mine tinged with a little more reality than this. Friendship is the foundation of any solid relationship and without it, you're just bumpin' uglies until it gets boring. Arguably the best thing to come out of this book was the fun I had discussing butt plugs with my sister-in-law. Yes, there's a sex scene involving a butt plug, and yes, it's both hilarious and disturbing, if for nothing else but E.

I'm sorry, but hearing about how Christian inserted a butt plug into Ana's 'bottom' made me both uncomfortable and highly amused. Or when he inserted his finger into her 'behind'. As a child, you have a behind or a bottom, but once you hit about 14 or so, it's your butt or your ass. Only occasionally can the other words be used in reference to an older individual and be gotten away with. As amusing as all that was, however, it didn't hold a candle to the things that went on when they were finished engaging in anal play.

Just to be clear, I don't have anything against people who find pleasure in the anus. If that's your thing, hey, more power to ya. So I don't have a problem with the sex scenes themselves. However, when Christian fingered Ana's arsehole and then didn't wash his hands But wait, there's more! Ana asks Christian who cleans the toys this is after they've used the aforementioned butt plug , and he informs her it's either him, a submissive, or Mrs.

Mrs Jones, the hired help. She's a maid and a cook, for pete's sake, not a wall-washer at the local gentleman's club! Can you imagine taking a housekeeping job with some year-old douche canoe and all you're expecting is dusting, vacuuming, cooking, etc. Or maybe he's not even handing them to you, he just mentions that, hey, that mysterious almost-always-locked spare room could use a good cleaning and you walk in to discover not only that you've stumbled into some kind of David Lynchian porn den, but you've also been greeted by the smell of stale sex and ass.

There's a bowl of dirty butt plugs on the sideboard! Brady may have had their freaky naughty time, but I highly doubt they were crass enough to make Alice clean up after it. So then Ana takes the butt plug yes, I'm still on this and washes it off in the sink, then vaguely wonders if it needs to be sanitized somehow. Yes, it should probably be subjected to some sort of sanitation process. But that's just my opinion.

When you read scenes like that over the course of several books, it really comes as no surprise when you discover that Ana has missed several appointments with her gyno and apparently completely forgotten about her birth control shot. You know where this is going. Christian is going to fuh reeeaaak.

I wish 'cause that would've been the end of the story, and it would've served Ana right for being such an idiot. But alas, he returns and there's nothing to be done for it except more melodrama. So they fight, and this is the only time in any of the books that they actually have a raging screaming match, and yeah, it was about fucking time it happened, but even the fight is tainted by Ana's ridiculous assertions that if Christian touches her, he'll just get his way because her traitorous body will succumb to him.

Christian spends the entire book shutting Ana up with his penis. So then the ending happens. Something about Hyde kidnapping Christian's sister or some shit. Ana saves the day. No, it really is 'cause the girl's dumb. Well, when that shit's all over, we get this weird-ass epilogue wherein Ana asserts that she thinks their in-utero daughter "likes sex already" because she's dancing around in her mother's womb after There isn't a sex scene, so not only is this remark fucking weird , it's also oddly misplaced.

Then Christian sucks popsicle off of his son's fingers. What is with E. James and the finger sucking? A commenter brought to my attention the fact that there is indeed a sex scene before the aforementioned conversation about the baby liking sex.

So I double-checked and yes, there is a sex scene right before. The confusion came about as the direct result of E. James's inability to maintain a coherent timeline. After the epilogue, there's even more pointless drivel. The beginning of Fifty Shades of Grey from Christian's perspective! I can hear the collective squee and the panties droppin' and it kinda makes me wanna choke a bitch. But that's not even the worst of it. No, the worst is that it ends right as Christian's leaving the hardware store, and as the narrative comes to a close, the reader is treated to this: Might as well cut out her tongue, as well, so she won't be able to dictate her nonsense.

I think one of the best blurbs for this series and this installment in particular would have to be something my older sister said about it after I told her there's a Happily Ever After ending: She leaves and takes half his damn shit plus child support. Perhaps, but that's reality. Like I said before, it would be nice if we could have a little realistic fantasy it's not an oxymoron if you know what I'm talking about. Christian Grey might have been a desirable character if To be honest, I'm disappointed in this review.

I just can't seem to muster the same amount of enthusiasm as before. Or even come close. All I know is that I tried to write this twice before, but lost it both times due to computer error, and I took that as a sign that I shouldn't over-think it.

Maybe this review reflects the book itself; haphazard and drained. Whatever the case, the only burst of energy I got during this book was at the end.

When it was done. It should come as no surprise that my reaction when finishing this book was not despondent depression. When I read that last word and knew I could finally, finally walk away from this trilogy, I felt It was that good.

It was "taking a giant crap after being constipated for a week" good. Or "getting laid for the first time in years" good. The only thing good about the Fifty Shades trilogy is the moment it finally ends. View all comments. Actually I loved this review and had you managed to have read it in full, you might have lo Awditi wrote: Actually I loved this review and had you managed to have read it in full, you might have loved it as well. You're just trying to attack a rewiewer who has an opinion different from yours.

It isn't cute or anything, people are entitled to their opinions, especially on whether cleaning sex toys is necessary: Nicole Richardson Its really annoying when a person bags every book in the series yet still reads every book, It sounds to me this type genre isn't for you, erotic nove Its really annoying when a person bags every book in the series yet still reads every book, It sounds to me this type genre isn't for you, erotic novels do tend to over exaggerate, and there were parts I found unusual however the story itself was kinda of different and I enjoyed the up and down roller coaster.

If I gave a 1 for the first book no way would I be wasting my time with the rest of them. Hopeless romantics who are able to control their gag reflexes in more ways than one. Things I have learned while reading the Fifty Shades series: Being controlled is a turn on.

Why would I want that? I want someone to control me! Well, sometimes, at least Because, you Things I have learned while reading the Fifty Shades series: You knew he didn't want the hearts and flowers and vanilla sex. And you know this because So you can't say that you didn't know what you were getting yourself into. Once you've lost yourself to said stalker-uber-control-freak, it's okay to solve all your problems and there will be many, mind you, starting with the fact that this guy you're having a relationship with is such a control freak and a stalker And the more problems and fights you have, the better.

And because by now, you realize that sex solves everything! That's the one thing you two have in common! You revel in it. Even if everything about you is being controlled such as what you eat, where you go, who you see, what you do, it's all okay! And the best part? Everything's good because you've got a stalker-uber-control-freak who has accepted that you will not be a submissive. He worships the ground you walk on and loves you and can't live without you!

I think he's got lower self-esteem than you do! You think you're perfect for each other? I never would've seen that coming! And if you're bad e. He will show up wherever you are, even if you're on the opposite end of the country. And you will be punished.

And with spanking for those small offenses , flogging or whipping for slightly larger offenses , or if you were really bad, you will be tortured with a vibrator and will not be allowed to have an orgasm. You have been marked. As the property of one stalker-uber-control-freak. So let that be a lesson to you. But if you were said low-self-esteemed-innocent girl, then you will be okay with it all.

Because you love the stalker-uber-control-freak. And isn't that what love is all about anyway? Looking past someone's faults and accepting them, and losing yourself in them, and trying to forge through all that pain and angst together? Because you two together can do anything? That's what it's all about, right?

And you will save him. From his sad, forlorn, horrible, abused past. From the pedophile who turned him onto BDSM. From all the craziness that is in him. You are his Messiah. You will free him of all that ails him. You are strong enough for the both of you. You have achieved a demented Goddess complex. You will agree to marrying him, even though you've only known him less than two months because you know that you two are yin and yang. You complete each other. He had you at "Hello. And it will all be okay, because said stalker-uber-control-freak will give you an Audi A3, a Saab, an Audi R8, a laptop, an iPad, a Blackberry, 3 count 'em, 3!

Oh, did I mention that he will also buy the company that you work for, so that he can control you, what you do and who you work with? Well, stalker-uber-control-freak will definitely buy your company. Otherwise, you'd just be ungrateful. And because you know that your life would lose all meaning without him, and his would be a dark chasmic miasma without you. I know, I know You already said that. So you will accept his offer of marriage. You will accept him, warts and all which includes all his baggage.

Which will, of course, include one or all of the following: The list is exhaustive. Boy, am I glad I read this series. Because now I know what I've been missing!

Silly me, to think that my life has been pretty good thus far. Because that's why this series is so popular right?

View all 71 comments. Our local ReStore actually put out a news bulletin telling people they were no longer accepting them. Don't Google how to do this, because you definitely still retain your airplane making skills from middle school.

Make a random fold. Make some more random folds. Don't worry, it'll be awesome. Phase Two Step One: Google how to make a paper airplane. Resent every moment of it. Lob your stealth fighter at an unsuspecting loved one. Run like hell when they whip it back at you. Open any of the FSoG books to a random passage. Every time Ana says or thinks, "Oh my", take a shot.

Buy them all the jingly, interactive toys you want and they'll ignore them. Get them an empty box or a crumpled up description of a man pulling a tampon out of his girlfriend, and they'll play with that shit all day. I'm not even going to post a picture of the travesty I created. It looked like a half-sunken molehill.

Apparently I'm about as good with the female anatomy as my high school boyfriends were. So, I decided to attempt a paper mache butt. Because that seemed easy enough. Take the fifteen layers of crafting drop cloth you've acquired and crumple a bunch of it into a ball. Mix an equal part of Elmer's Glue and water in a container. Resist the urge to do that thing you did in kindergarten. You know, when you coated your hands in glue, waited for it to dry, and then slowly peeled it off, getting a strange amount of pleasure from the process.

Cut up about twenty pages of any of the FSoG books into inch strips. For the first layer, wet the strips with water only, and drape them over your butt cheeks. The paper ones, not your actual ones. Now pile on some layers of the glue mix. Remember to use your fingers to strain away extra liquid, otherwise you'll end up with a mess on your hands.

Wait for it to dry. Be super unimpressed when you get back to it. Hey, I didn't say that all these ideas would work out! Come up with a genius plan to salvage the situation. Roll a page up and poke a sleeping kitteh. Take a selfie with them before they scratch the shit out of you. I recommend selecting explicit sex scenes for this.

Don't warn the person you're shipping to either, because that would take all the fun out of it. This is totally my butt. This is my totally normal butt. This is what I live with. Look at the booty, look at the booty, look at the - oops. I am NOT stuffing! Take a bunch of pages containing contrived relationship drama, and paint that shit in the "colors of love". Once your pages have dried, stack them and draw a whirlpool design on the top one. Curl it up and glue it together.

Take some green wire, bend it to your will you want them to resemble stems , and tape those flowers to it! Take some left over white flowers from and add them in to the flower arrangement.

Paint a sheet whichever color you want on each side. Once it dries, add a message. Blog Facebook Twitter Instagram Pinterest View all 93 comments.

Oh dear Lord I have just finished reading this and I can't stop laughing. At the end of the book there is an Author's Note that states that the author is fully aware that you cannot walk into an American Bank and demand to draw five million dollars.

Oh my ever loving hell. THAT is the part that you're apologizing for? I want to cry scream and throw things! These books make me feel like the world is irreversibly messed up. And no - not because of the sex. Have all the kinky fun sex you want. But Oh dear Lord I have just finished reading this and I can't stop laughing.

Am I the only person who is not ok with that? You want me to believe that this successful man is "broken" himself because his mother was a "Crack whore" fuck you for constantly calling someone that just by the way - the constant reference to his mother as the crack whore pissed me off just as much as the shoddy workmanship and bullshit pretentious over-use of puffed up vocabulary did but I will NEVER accept that being broken is an acceptable reason to use people like toilet paper - something our supposedly irresistible Mr.

Grey even admits to. All of this is fucked up. The writing is pathetic, superfluous and almost every second line in this series is redundant. Awesome - so a bunch of people read about kinky sex and now the riding crop and butt plug industry is booming. So happy you guys have all got your kink on. But please do NOT try and tell me that this is a "beautiful story".

It just fucking isn't. The dynamic between these two people makes my teeth hurt. The idea that any woman would put up with being treated that way repulses me to no end.

And Ana herself is just a bloody idiot. Take away the good looks and the money and you're left with a creepy fucked up guy who should be in jail.

You tell me he is all these wonderful things though give me no reason to believe you. Ana is supposedly this intelligent bookish person - and she narrated THIS load of crap?

You tell me she is strong? I'm sorry but I see no strength. All I see is a bunch of books where sometimes stuff almost happens but nothing ever really does. Oh yeah with a lot of sex in it. Erotica is awesome and if nothing else it might help turn you on if your hubby can't get you excited any more. But spare me the "it's such a touching story and we care about Ana and Christian" crap.

I have a newsflash for you: You're not in love with Christian Grey you just seriously need to get laid by someone who knows what they're doing.

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Profound relief that I've finally finished this book. Dear God it was about pages too long. I swear, I thought it was never going to end. On and on and on and on I just can't describe it. And then, just when I thought it was over Ana and Christian frolicking in a meadow with their son, while she pregnant with their daughter. But it's not a short epilogue. It comes complete with a Flashback. Poor Ana had a scary labor and delivery! But it doesn't end there. No, you get re-read the first chapter of Fifty Shades of Grey I know everyone else luuuurves this guy, but Does nobody else notice this?!

I get that he's had an awful childhood for the first 4 years of his life , but he is beyond wacky! And Ana's reactions to his idiocy pissed me off even worse. He doesn't want her to drive a jet ski , because it's too dangerous. A fucking jet ski?! Oh, but defiant Ana does it anyway. Get your ass on that big scary jet ski! Of course the entire time she's worried that she's made him mad.

Then, to add insult to injury, he agrees to let her drive after her initial unapproved ride. Well, as much as you can wreck on a jet ski. She basically falls off And yet, you would think she hit a wall at 90 miles an hour, for all of the blubbering and scowling Christian does.

So, in other words, Christian was right. Poor little Ana shouldn't have driven the incredibly dangerous jet ski. And, naturally, Ana simpers and rushes to comfort the crazy bastard. It was like that for the entire book! Ana, you deliberately disobeyed me, by leaving the house to have drinks with your friend. He looks so angry He looks so lost and childlike. I guess that now would be a terrible time to tell him that I want to keep my maiden name at work!

He's just so scared! I shouldn't do things to upset him. My poor, dear, lost, Fifty! In case you were wondering, she doesn't keep her maiden name at her job.

Poor Fifty couldn't take the stress. Everyone must know that you are mine, Ana! If the damn animal bites you, stop petting it, Ana! I kept thinking I would reserve judgment of her reactions, because maybe the author was going to have her go into therapy at the end of the book.

No, apparently coddling a possessive stalker is the right way to deal with things. It's one big Happily Ever After for those two! I especially enjoyed the visual of him flogging her while she was pregnant, and commenting on how much he would miss the taste of breast milk.

Fifty Shades of Annoying It was cute on your wedding day. After plus pages It's Christian's favorite word, and he must have said it times. If you haven't read the book, then you probably can't understand how much one word could grate on your nerves.

Ana, we must go. You must be tired. Follow my creepy ass to the bedroom. You cannot think for yourself. I will smirk and grin if you go with me. Nothing happens to her. At the very least Grace should have taken a hit on on her. Sorry, but if I found out a family friend had screwed one of my teenagers I was perversely delighted to find out that her ex-husband had broken a few of her bones when he found out about he affair with Christian. In fact, my inner goddess did a somersault I can feel him hard against my behind.

I can't imagine any guy who still has his nuts spouting that crap. View all 48 comments. Looking at the other reviews here for the continuation of what can only be called the word-like remnants of a loose bowel movement that doesn't even have the decency to be original fiction only further confirms that the world is ready for the zombie apocalypse. Or an apocalypse of any kind, really. My review for the first "book" is applicable here as well, though as far as I'm aware this "book" picks up past where my summary ended.

I'm still unsure of how it is possible, but the story nose dived Looking at the other reviews here for the continuation of what can only be called the word-like remnants of a loose bowel movement that doesn't even have the decency to be original fiction only further confirms that the world is ready for the zombie apocalypse.

I'm still unsure of how it is possible, but the story nose dived even further and became flat out disturbing and impossible to even skim through — even for the lulz. Placed in the comments. Thank you ONTD for the nightmare inducing spoiler excerpts from this fic. Yeah, not horrifying or creepy. But you all enjoy. My Fifty Shades of Grey review. My Fifty Shades Darker review. My review of the Bundle. It includes some important points I didn't include in these reviews.

Books are supposed to make you feel richer, yet I feel as though I have lost things. A good deal of my sanity, a fair number of brain cells, and whatever I had left of my dignity. How this trilogy has managed to outsell pretty much everything is beyond me. This story is ridiculous. There is zero plot apart from the repulsive and repetitive sex. Take that away and you have a man and woman who groom each other. Why is this even a trilogy at all? There is nothing going on. Has the author really run out of things to talk about if I have to read about the two of them shaving each other?

And him braiding her hair, and her washing and cutting his hair, and him blow-drying her hair. Seriously, what the fuck is this shit? Who is too modest to have sex in the sea when there are people on the beach, but is not above fingering Ana inside a full elevator. Who takes his wife to a topless beach, then becomes furious when she takes off her top. Who accuses her of always distracting them away from the argument, when all he does is use sex on her when she has the audacity to get angry.

Who flies across the country when she decides to go out for a drink with her best friend. Who gains an inch of my sympathy when she finally defies Christian or gets angry with him, and then loses it all again when she starts whimpering or gives in to his solution for everything: Who talks about their unborn daughter liking sex in the middle of sex. Who manages to blame her secretary for getting her pregnant when she told her secretary to cancel her appointments over and over again.

These two have sex at least three times a day. Putting one arm around my waist and with his other hand tugging my lacy panties sideways, he impales me in one swift move.

It is horrible — the kind of stories you really should be keeping to yourself. Jesus fucking Christ, could you be more obvious? Of course all the women want him too, who could resist such a perfect and sexy guy like him?

And I am his. I love you, Mr Grey. I love you too, Mrs Grey. His tone alarms me. It keeps management on their toes, wives in their place. He reduces her to a puddle of tears and has her whimpering the safe-word over and over again until he finally stops. Then again, Ana also feels the need to bring up ex-submissives while her dad is in a coma, so why do I still give a hoot? You know what, you two numpties deserve each other. I step back and hold my hands up. His eyebrows rise in disbelief.

Might want to express some fucking gratitude there, Jimbo. I am getting sick of this shit: What the fuck do I care what your inner goddess is reading?! You know what, I have fucking had it with this series. I have sat through endless scenes of abuse, sex, and mutual grooming.

I wanted to beat her over the head with a dictionary. I have wanted to kill Christian in a creative array of ways, including spoons, cacti, Darth Vader, and penguins. This guy deserves a lifetime of handjobs. View all 41 comments. By now most of you have heard about the hoopla surrounding the very popular Fifty Shades trilogy by E.

Fifty Shades of Grey has an astounding 4, reviews on Goodreads and all three books are currently the top three best selling digital books on Amazon for erotica. The Twiligh By now most of you have heard about the hoopla surrounding the very popular Fifty Shades trilogy by E.

The Twilight fan fic readers became obsessed with this book and what's now the second and third book, Fifty Shades Darker and Fifty Shades Freed that E. The phenomenon surrounding this trilogy is both incredible and scary.

Take a look at all the sequels and sometimes annoying retelling's of Pride and Prejudice as an example. But I have to hand it to E. But the only comparison between Christian and Roarke is that these two men are incredibly handsome and rich. Christian uses verbal threats to the point of overkill. Why Ana is so attractive to him stupefies me. What else does he have to recommend for himself? This trilogy is more like riding in a bumper car at an amusement park.

Fifty Shades Freed is the perfect example of every stereotypical semi-erotic romance. The amount of times Ana breaks down in tears because Christian is so mean and the mentions of channeling her inner goddess when she has sex with him made me want to strangle her.

Everything here is like an ice cream sundae with gummy bears on top because it's sickly sweet. And don't get me started on the lameness of the ending and the care bear epilogue. Everything introduced from the characteristics of Christian and Ana to the lacking suspense and action is nothing new. To me, a romance is all about empowerment and strengthening the main couple. If the hero or heroine walks out on the relationship, the author hopefully has done a good enough job where you believe both main characters will carry on with their lives and be a better person for knowing one another.

James has failed miserably with this trilogy. View all 79 comments. This review has been hidden because it contains spoilers. To view it, click here. As I read through the book, I will be listing things that I will gladly never have to read again. Christian using Ana's ponytail to pull her head back 3. Ana's inner goddess 5. Mine, mine, mine 6. Christian's ridiculous overpossessiveness 7. Christian constantly treating Ana like a child Ana biting her damn lip Christian As I read through the book, I will be listing things that I will gladly never have to read again.

Christian using sex as a weapon Fair point well made Christian grabbing Ana's chin to hold her head still Dear God, doesn't she own another piece of clothing? What idiot marries the first person they have a relationship with when said relationship is only a couple weeks old? Ana always expects to get punished if she "misbehaves". Ana, being in fear of your husband hurting you is not a good thing.

I was beyond infuriated when he burst into her office at work and referred to her as "an asset" and mentioned that surprise visits help "keep wives in their place". I wanted to shake Ana. I can't believe she thinks she got that job on her own merit. Please, you had no experience and had only been working at the company for a few days. He'll grin at you and flash his smouldering eyes and then wrap his hand in your ponytail, yank your head back and thrust his tongue into your mouth and all will be forgiven because you're a doormat.

Generally, these two have no respect for each other. Neither one of them has a great deal of trust for the either which is ironic considering that she lets him tie her up. Okay, seriously, how difficult is it to remember birth control? Your husband is basically a child and you let yourself get knocked up? Christian is right, you are stupid. And it's all you you Ana, it's not Hannah's fault that you don't look at your calendar.

And I fail to believe that someone with the net worth of Christian Grey keeps his wine in the fridge! View all 10 comments. This is, like, lame: Christian, you are the state lottery, the cure for cancer, and the three wishes from Aladdin's lamp all rolled into one c And a burger.

Never forget the burger. He bends to kiss me then grabs the small bowl on the table that contains the butt plug, the tube of lubricant, the blindfold, and my panties. He frowns at me, as if not understanding the question. He switches off the music. He gives me an apologetic shrug. His words, whispered while we were making love once, echo in my head c Uh-huh.

Just what one needs during sex. My subconscious slams down her Complete Works of Charles Dickens, leaps up from her armchair, and puts her hands on her hips. The subconscious could have done full bodybuilding routines with that one. Edgar Quinones My inner god agrees. Oct 15, Coenraad Very amusing, the well-selected quotes and the wry comments! Oct 16, The book itself turned out to be waaay too hilarious to read it in peace. I think it's high time Goodreads change their feature and allow users to rate a book 0 stars.

Ladies and Gentlemen, here is one such book that deserves it: The whole damn trilogy matter of fact How do I hate this book? Let me count the ways: I could just stay snuggled in his arm I think it's high time Goodreads change their feature and allow users to rate a book 0 stars. I could just stay snuggled in his arms forever James and I differ on the meaning of the word free. This is a story of their married life. The first quarter is all about their honeymoon, Ana com Rating: The first quarter is all about their honeymoon, Ana complaining about having so much money, and her inner goddess looking up from her copy of The Complete Stories of Charles Dickens to make a face or some snide comment.

The novel progresses in a similar manner: Still, after finishing this series I am unable to see why it has made such a huge splash in the book community. I am constantly befuddled by why a woman would write this series and furthermore, why other women are extolling its virtues non-existent virtues more like it. I understand that every woman probably has some crazy fantasy of seducing a man who can't be seduced by other women, of having a man be jealous of you and possessive, and even having a man who is romantic and completely besotted with you.

Christian Grey is an extreme version of this Mr. He doesn't give Ana any freedom, any issues they have are resolved by sex, and they only seem to do what suits him.

Of course, this is supposed to have changed by the end of the book, leaving you with an impression that their married life is all hunky-dory and that Ana and Christian have reached a state of equilibrium, balancing normalcy with their messed-up qualities, but that still doesn't explain Ana's characterization.

Erotic content aside, this series could have been a lot better than it was if Ana showed more backbone. If she had stood up to Christian a little bit more, if she had had normal and realistic reactions to many of the uncommon situations she found herself in, if she had simply grown a backbone, this book would have been infinitely better.

I know what you die-hard Fifty Shades Fans are going to say - Ana does stand up for herself! She's always fighting with Christian! That's why he loves her and not any of his ex-submissives! Yes, Ana brings up ideas that she disagrees with and argues with Christian, but none of these arguments are ever seen to their completion. Ana walks away in a puff of anger, she resolves not to talk to Christian, she finally sees him and then can't help but melt into his arms and do anything he asks of her.

That isn't woman empowerment! It isn't even standing up for yourself! It's like starting an argument with a bully and then deciding half-way through it isn't worth it and giving in. James characterizes Ana in this same fashion and ultimately, the messages it's sending out to woman of today are bad.

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