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Joe-ks about the body. Something that everyone has, but it looks better on a girl; 2. The belly of a very small insect; 3. The study of heavenly bodies; 4. A class that sounds vaguely risque until you find out what it really involves. The conviction that your family is better dead than alive.

Going forward by backing up. The painkiller that crazy women refuse during labour. A loopy, well-intentioned activist movement that, in its extreme form, harbors more compassion for a captive circus elephant than for the hapless trainer on whose face it sits. Creatures that do not grab for more when they have enough. Thirty grams or a sixteenth of a pound. Books written by authors who show off their powers of endurance by doing something odd for a year.

To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery. A small insect that, though always at work, still finds time to go to picnics. Event involving two bugs who fall in love and run away together. When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on makeup. Why my uncle was good at. Medicine that kills dotes.

A necessity in any poker game being played for money. An object that has made a round trip to the attic; 2. Something no one would be seen with if there were more of them; 3. Something too old to be anything but too expensive. What you get from living with children. A junk store that has raised its prices. Furniture that is too old for poor folks but the right age for rich people; 2.

A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators. The dizziness of freedom. A place where the landlord and the tenant are both trying to raise the rent; 2. What your wife found on your shirt collar just before she kicked you out of the house. See also most of the information the government tells you. An expert in moon missions. To lay the foundation for a future offense; 2.

To repeat an insult with variations. Egotism wrong side out; 2. Laying the foundation for a future offence; 3. Politeness too late; 4. The attempt to escape punishment for a mistake. As either mother or father would do it. In law, to put the dice into the box for another throw; 2. When you ask one court to show its contempt for another court. A glimpse of what is hidden. The policy of feeding your friends to a crocodile, one at a time, in hopes that the crocodile will eat you last.

One who feeds a crocodile - hoping it will eat him last. The kind that gets taken out. The echo of a platitude; 2. Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. The day we are reminded of what we are the other The March fool with another month added to his folly.

A large primate moving very fast on his feet. An astronaut with a leaky capsule. A man who will pull down a whole temple to have a stone to sit on. Fear of gay spiders. One who robs shoe stores.

The science of digging around to find another civilization to blame ours on; 3. A man whose career lies in ruins. A person who loves to live in the past; 5. The best husband a woman can have - the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

An ecclesiastical dignitary one point holier than a bishop. An expert who knows all about curves; 2. A person whose career lies in ruins. A collection of arches. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. People who now have to measure their patrons for the breakfast nook. Where the two bees stayed after Noah brought them aboard.

To make a big display of searching all your pockets when approached by a charity collector. There are two theories to arguing with a woman. A discussion where two people try to get the last word in first; 2. An exchange of ignorance see also Discussion - an exchange of knowledge.

Being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes. Possum on the half shell. Is a man with no arms has a gun, is he armed? A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. Dishes that knights ate from. A uniform with two chips on each shoulder. The story book kid with the big nose that grows.

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Fire caused by friction between the insurance policy and the mortgage; 2. A person who sets the world on fire, at least in a small way. A house that tries to be haunted; 2. Like morality, art consists in drawing the line somewhere. A place for young girls to pass the time between high school and marriage. Twinges in the hinges. Strip tease with mayonnaise; 2. The only vegetable you have more of when you finish eating it, than you had when you started.

Copulation without representation; 2. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow. The goal of building a computer to think and learn like a human being. Problem is, human beings are really stupid. Food which is made by traditional, often labour-intensive methods and usually in small batches rather than by large-scale factory processing. What a television director thinks he is. Impregnation without representation; 2. A girl unsuited for her work.

A coterie of artists. Something for a cigarette but when there is no floor. Any object against which a smoker habitually knocks out his pipe. What a surgeon does about an asphalt.

Where dead donkeys are cremated. A group of trainee secret service agents. Just assai told you. A hired killer finished lunch. Put tab A into slot B, then put tab C into The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

About the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer. Southern To interrogate or inquire, as when a revenue agent seeks information about illegal moonshine stills. It makes me mad. Mathematical name for a toilet seat. What you do if Dad says no.

A whirled traveller - the only man who is glad to be down and out. A refuge where unusual people are protected from the world. Where you bury dead people. A man who has no invisible means of support; 3. A man who believes himself an accident; 5. One who prays when he can think of no other way out of his trouble. A dignified bunch of muscles, unable to split wood or sift ashes. What you pay before you cross a bridge. What you get when you eat Uranium.

An invention to end all inventions. An award given to those who do not exercise. Southern Contraction used to indicate the specific item desire. A brief period of inattention following the locating of a target item in a stream of visual stimuli.

The act of associating horniness with a particular person. I have to go to the bathroom. The man who proclaims with a hammer that he has picked a pocket with his tongue; 2.

One who can equally and impartially admire all schools of Art; 3. Old auctioneers never die - they just look forbidding.. A collection of people willing to pay to be bored. A person who goes in after the war is lost to bayonet the wounded. Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. A country lying in the South Sea, whose industrial and commercial development has been unspeakably retarded by an unfortunate dispute among geographers as to whether it is a continent or an island.

Same as French Kiss, only down under. A fool who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on boring future generations; 2. A person who is usually write; 3. A writer with connections in the publishing industry; 4. A person who can read and do imitations; 5. A man who lives on the royalties he expects; 6. A man you can shut up by closing a book. A person who speeds up to get in front of you so he can slow down.

Lusting after a Corvette. A book that proves that the only thing wrong with its author is his memory; 2. An I-witness account; 3. A history of cars; 4. Fiction written by someone who knows the facts; 5. An unrivaled vehicle for telling the truth about other people; 6. An obituary in serial form with the last installment missing. What you get when you cross Lee Iacocca with Count Dracula.

A couple making love in a car. The science of doing it with machines at the plant so that men can have more time to do it themselves at home; 2. A guided missile; 2. A payment plan on wheels; 3. A vehicle which is rapidly dividing mankind into two classes: A machine that runs up hills and down people. What there will be if I gain another 1, pounds. A second spring when every leaf is a flower. Piece of cloth that stops woman from looking so ugly; 2.

Lace covering for the face. A mountain getting its rocks off; 2. One of the perils skiers face that needlessly frighten timid individuals away from the sport i. A shout to alert people ahead that a hill is coming down the hill.

Live long enough to be a problem to your children. The poorest of the good and the best of the bad. Guys who have nothing better in their lives than to read joe-ks joe-ks. The fellow who gets mad when you refer to him as the average man. One who thinks someone else is the average person. One side of a disputed story. The place where aviators sleep; 2. A house of trill repute. What a bullfighter tries to do. A dance for people who hate each other. Wow of silence; 2. Showing respect with your mouth wide open.

When girls are too old to count on their fingers and too young to count on their legs. Southern An amber fluid used to lubricate engines. A thing that is so visible that it is not necessary to see it; 2.

A statement that noone but George Bernard Shaw can contradict. Cabs without ires, runks, and ransmissions. A degree which indicates that the holder has mastered the first two letters of the alphabet… backwards. A feminine noise, somewhat resembling the sound of a brook, but with less meaning. Angels whose wings grow shorter as their legs grow longer; 2. Little rivets in the bonds of matrimony; 3.

Something which justifies having a really good cry. Alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other; 2. An angel whose wings grow shorter as his legs grow longer; 3. An inhabitant of Lapland; 4. A nocturnal animal to which everyone in a sleeping moment is eager to give a wide berth; 5. Dad, when he gets a cold; 6. A tiny feather from the wing of love dropped into the sacred lap of motherhood; 7. Morning caller, noonday crawler, midnight bawler; 8.

Something that gets you down in the daytime and up at night; 9. A perfect example of minority rule; A perfect example of minority rule. A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam.

What the Preacher does during some sermons. One who accepts hush money; 2. A teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers; 5. A small child who has not yet learned how to walk or crawl. Girls you hire to watch your television sets.

A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk. The place behind the barn where you keep the horses. One who treats all women as sequels; 2.

A fellow who has only himself to blame; 5. A fellow who usually wants one single thing in life - himself; 6. A guy with just a single thought: A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free; 8. A man who can be miss-led only so far; 9. A man who can get out of bed from either side; A man who can have a girl on his knees without having her on his hands; A man who can keep both a chequing account and a savings account; A man who can pull on his socks from either end; A man who can take a nap on top of the bedspread; A man who looks, but does not leap; A man who plays the field without ever fielding the play; A man who tries to avoid the issue; A man who, when he accomplishes something, gets all the credit himself; A man who will get married as soon as he can find a girl who will love him as much as he does; A man who would rather cook his own goose; A man who would rather wash a pair of socks than a sink full of dishes; A man with enough confidence in his judgement of women to act upon it; An eligible mass of obstinacy entirely surrounded by suspicion; An unmarried man who has been singularly lucky in his love affairs; A selfish, callous, undeserving man who has cheated some worthy woman out of a divorce; The most miss-informed man in town; The only species of big game for which the license is taken out after the safari; A selfish, inconsiderate rat who is depriving some deserving woman of her rightful alimony; A nice guy who has cheated some nice girl out of her alimony; A fellow who never finds out how many faults he has; A man who has taken many a girl out but has never been taken in; A thing of beauty and a boy forever; A person who believes in life, liberty, and the happiness of pursuit; The only man who has never told his wife a lie; A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable; A rolling stone who gathers no boss; A man who can take women or leave them, and prefers to do both; A young man who has perfected the delicate art of avoiding the issue; A man who goes through life without a hitch; One who never Mrs.

A girl who is still looking for a bachelor. Just one un-darned thing after another. Married men may have better halves, but bachelors have better quarters. That part of your friend which it is your privilege to contemplate in your adversity. The final 27 holes of an hole golf course. Recommended if you meet a skunk in the woods.

Game that pigs play. A driver who drives the driver. Entrance at rear of hospital. One who writes inverse. Back door of a cafeteria. Bad Decisions make good stories. The person you run into.

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What mother did when she met father. An unsweetened doughnut with rigor mortis. The most difficult area of the airport to find. The original Scotch high bawl. A style of fast dance music with hard-edged vocals, originating in Brazil, and with lyrics characterized by the ethos of the favelas or the slums of Rio de Janeiro.

A preparation that renders the hook more palatable. The best kind is beauty. A person who kneads the dough. Monarch of San Francisco. A law passed in the early s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers. When money in the bank and the days of the month come out together. What you eat at buffet suppers; 2.

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A plate of cold chicken and anaemic green peas completely surrounded by dreary speakers and appeals for donations; 4. The correct rules and behaviour to be followed when you meet your money lender. A sacred rite of such efficacy that he who finds himself in heaven without having undergone it will be unhappy forever.

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A disease common to women, caught in the Sunday papers and developed in department stores on Mondays; 2. A transaction in which each party thinks he has cheated the other; 3. When the local tavern keeper bets his tavern and loses. One who is often led astray by false profits.

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A quality much admired in women, landscapes and tropical fish, but curiously out of favour in art throughout the modern era; 6. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think. Where the talk alone is enough to curl your hair. A place where women curl up and dye; 2.

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Worthless unless the interest is kept up. There are in the human body. No need for dismay, however: What dogs gnawed in ancient Rome. You always find something in the last place you look. A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals. So all the old material will be left here for archival purposes, with comments turned off. Too often they thought they were in the service of stability, but later found out that was not the case.

Norway is one of the smallest countries in the world, and one of the largest contributors to the Palestinian Authority PA and others, with annual donations of over Million NOK. Especially since the current left-wing Labor government took office in , the donations have exploded. What are these sums spent on?

Recently the remuneration for suicide bombers was tripled. Those who have carried out the worst attacks against innocent civilians receive the highest pay. Intelligence and Terrorism Information Center figures from show that Palestinians have conducted 25, terrorist attacks, suicide attacks leading to 1, dead Israelis and 7, wounded between and Fatah conducted acts of terrorism in alone, according to Terrorism Review.

Many more foreign hostages than originally reported were taken by the Al Qaeda terrorists at the Amenas gas plant in Algeria. The Algerian government says that out of were freed, and some sources say that 30 or more hostages were killed.

The British government offered the Algerians manpower, equipment, and expert assistance to expedite the resolution of the crisis, but was refused. American, British, and French nationals are thought to be among the dead. In other news, the latest figures from Angola indicate that at least , Chinese nationals have migrated to the country.

The Angolan government says that work permits were issued for the Chinese to assist with development projects. To see the headlines and the articles, open the full news post. Thanks to Andy Bostom, C. Commenters are advised to leave their comments at this post rather than with the news articles so that they are more easily accessible.

Gates of Vienna cannot vouch for the authenticity or accuracy of the contents of any individual item posted here. We check each entry to make sure it is relatively interesting, not patently offensive, and at least superficially plausible. Further research and verification are left to the reader. Vienna is the most fully enriched location, and seems to be in roughly the same situation as Oslo. Many thanks to Hermes for the translation from Unzensuriert.

The number of pupils with a first language other than German has doubled from to The doubling in the number of multilingual students is evident in virtually all provinces in Austria.

The Styrian province is the only outlier, where the number of children with a different native language has tripled from about 5, to 16, The nationwide statistics conceals the dramatic developments in Vienna, because German is hardly spoken in the primary schools of the federal capital. For a complete listing of previous enrichment news, see The Cultural Enrichment Archives. Scroll down for other posts that have appeared since Wednesday.

Certain posts at Gates of Vienna, among them those by Takuan Seiyo, tend to attract the attention and comments of people who are preoccupied with the Jews. I generally delete such comments without publishing them.

Before I deleted it, I sent it to Takuan, just to show him what was coming in. He suggested that I go ahead and post it, followed by his response. Some interesting points, a lot of waffle and some errors.

Top class, modern historians now regard that figure as grotesquely disproportionate. It is one of the most successful internationsal businesses of all time. You have the temerity to post this kind of Nazi apologist garbage in a comments thread of an article by a writer whose gentile grandparents had been murdered in a concentration camp and whose gentile mother spent two years in a labor-extermination camp, was a state witness in the post-war trial of its commandant, and relayed her wartime experiences to this writer directly.

Moreover, a writer who was born and grew up one hour by car from Auschwitz and three kilometers from the plant where the firm Hoch und Tiefbau AG had built the crematoria for that camp.

In which, alone, 2. Moreover, you desecrate the memory of Witold Pilecki plus other Polish officer escapees from Auschwitz who produced written reports, e.

I am omitting here reports by Jewish escapees, for example the Vrba-Wetzler report, as well as the fate of the Jewish part of my family during the war, so as to skirt the whole specious Joooos-tainted-it aspect of your comment. The lowest for Auschwitz, for instance by the Polish historian Franciszek Piper , cites 1.

The highest figure cited for Auschwitz is 4 million. However, much has happened since it went up, including the Blogger outage.

Scroll down for a report on that. More new posts will be added below this one. The essay below is the conclusion of the ninth part in a series by Takuan Seiyo. See the list at the bottom of this post for links to the previous installments.

For over 60 years, White mea-culpists have had a firm grip in all fields of cultural mind imprinting: Their main endeavor has been to enforce their compulsory e. K and discretionary e. Nor the evils of the worldwide Islamic Inquisition which — not in the 16th century but now, in the 21st, condemns Muslim apostates to barbaric execution.

Instead, aggressive White androphobes of all genders which I can no longer count are decimating the philogynous and egalitarian West. Equality psychos are tearing down the most egalitarian society that ever existed except for initial communist experiments, before they turned bloody.

American Jews, at the apex of the greatest fortune and philosemitic tolerance their long diaspora has ever bestowed on their kind, are busy supporting all the ideologies and policies that demolish their safe harbor and build up their Muslim, Black and Third World enemies. Leftoid masochists and the Christian meek call for returning Hawaii to the Hawaiians and capitulating before a massive Mexican reconquista of one-third of America. The rightful Etruscan landowners are not bearing angry placards in front of the Vatican.

The Japanese are not planning to relinquish Hokkaido to its original owners, the Ainu. The tall, white and fair-haired Chachapoyas of the Andean forest have, alas, no remnants left to sue the Incas for genocide in a Peruvian court of law.

However, even that great moral abyss of Western civilization — the Holocausts — stands out more in its industrialized and organizational features than it does either in the quality of its hatefulness or its relative or even absolute volumes.

In relative numbers, in just one year, , the Hutus and Tutsis in Rwanda, killed off a total of one million, in a population of 7 million.

Is it more humane to go by a stroke of a blunt machete than by a whiff of Zyklon B? The Khmer Rouge murdered at least 2 million Cambodians between and Is it more humane to die by wallops from a Cambodian pickaxe handle than by a bullet from a German Mauser? Inscription on the back in German: There is a special horror attached to the Third Reich, because those were 20 th century Europeans, Christians, and in many ways the smartest, most civilized people on Earth. But the Holocausts do not prove that Whites are worse than other people, just that they are no better.

The history of the Third Reich also proves that with the right formula of economic blowup, misery and humiliation, sparked by charismatic evil, no people are immune to such horror, at no time. Our Norwegian correspondent The Observer sends his translation of an article and interview with two respectable high-profile Muslim leaders in Oslo, who have strongly negative opinions about Jews and the worldwide Jewish conspiracy. A new trend seems to have developed in the Islamic community in Norway: It should also be pointed out that this is the same mosque that the Norwegian police apologized so profusely to last year for the fact that we have freedom of speech in Norway.

The translated article from Dagsavisen:. Many Norwegians have a negative view on Islam due to Jewish domination of the media. We are visiting Central Jamaat-e Ahl-e Sunnat, the mosque with the largest member base in Norway, to talk to its spiritual leader.

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